Our finale! Sorry for the lateness, Sara won and the earth shifted on its axis and things got very busy with the morlocks and all. But we’re here now to put a pin in this season and in the idea that Brad is good in front of a jury. And there was a “Troyzan”? Who […]
Our next to last episode for the season! You can see Survivor trying to tie up loose ends, like making sure we finished up our draft competition early, not to mention scraping off most of the rest of the eye candy that drives this show. One more to go!
It’s family visit week! Sarah married The Transporter! Mikayla’s mom is way better than Mikayla! Sierra makes damn sure she goes home next! Oh god, one of these people is going to win…
Sorry to be late posting this! Kind of a dull standalone episode, but it does hint and fun things in the near future. Especially if Debbie is really shaking her taters from the jury box.
We’re late this week! My fault. I’m on a lot of cough syrup, and it was difficult to focus on cutting out the times Amanda dissolved into sobs when she thought about Debbie being voted out. And who’s this person doing the Stupid Cop Cosplay?
We take a week off, so Survivor gives us a double episode. FINE! So here’s some quick reminiscing from me and Liz about previous players that would be so much more fun than the buttholes we have now.
The Bible says “if you sow the wind, you reap the whirlwind.” If so, then Jeff Varner needs a case of Whirlwind-B-Gon. Which he won’t get from us because we do not forgive.
Big news this week — Mikayla wore her sneakers in the water! WHAAAAAAT? Is she just trying to distract us from what’s going on with Sandra and Tai and for some reason Cochran? Also, Brad and Troyzan bond over their penises.
Was all that stupid or what? We’re trying to figure it out. Right now, “or what” is trailing in the vote. It seems mostly like a cavalcade of idiot cowboys and delusional former alleged gymnasts.
WOW what an episode! Betrayals! Lies! Idols! Deceptions! The promise of Debbie completely blowing her one last fuse next week! You couldn’t ask for anything more! Unless you ask for this season to not be won by a total butthole. Probably can’t help you there.